MISSION FILE · RIDICULOUS · YOUR AREA
Send your coffee order in under an alter ego

Order as Lord Decaf the Third. A normal coffee becomes a twenty-five-minute commitment to the bit.
The prep checklist: route, checks, and what to bring
01 · THE ROUTE
- Choose a cafe that calls out order names
- Use a short, harmless fictional name for your order
- Collect your drink promptly when the name is called
02 · CONTACTS / PREP CHECKS
- Choose a cafe that normally calls order names aloud.
THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK
Handler intel.
Timing, costs and practical moves for this exact activity.- THE PREP CHECK · Choose a cafe that normally calls order names aloud.
- THE LEVERAGE · A quiet ordering window gives the joke room to land within the 25-minute stop; do not ask staff to perform a scene.
- THE COST CHECK · Pay the normal drink price within the $20 allowance. The alter ego does not require special ingredients or an extra order.
- THE HANDLER MOVE · Collect your drink promptly when the name is called
03 · BRING THIS
- A short fictional name
- Payment for your usual coffee
BUILD THE REAL NUMBER
What will this actually take?
This is a planning allowance, not a live quote. Use the cost checklist above and adjust the number for your group before sending it to Registered at Life.
MAKE THE NEXT STEP EASY
Pick it. Share it. Actually do it.
A reel link opens this exact mission file with the plan, budget and people to contact.
SAME ITCH. SMALLER DAMAGE.
A version closer to real life.
Different experiences with a similar feel. Nearby options require a local availability check.
A REMINDER WITH A JOB
Future you needs a nudge.
A quiet ordering window gives the joke room to land within the 25-minute stop; do not ask staff to perform a scene.
Use a harmless name that staff can say easily, and collect your drink promptly so the joke does not slow the queue.
Choose the timing after checking this activity’s availability and preparation needs. The calendar task starts at 9 AM in your calendar’s time zone. Alerts work after you import the download; OTL does not monitor live prices, weather, or availability.
REAL PEOPLE. REAL RECEIPTS.
“I actually did this.”
Photos, real spending and the detail someone wishes they had known. Reports are submitted by explorers; OTL has not verified their bookings.
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